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bakedbananners:

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

greelin:

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

labradorduck:

undead-potatoes:

I know Dracula is the bad guy of Castlevania and all, but if some zealous Christians showed up at my home and horribly murdered my wife because she did medicine too good I too would probably have gone absolutely fucking feral

He gave them a year and fair warning

rongzhi:

OP: 听说温柔的女生,夏天都喜欢穿裙子

↳ I hear soft and gentle girls all like to wear dresses in the summer